Foxes making the news:
DRUNK, My Old Fruit
When a fox went scrumping for apples in an orchard he discovered an
interesting side-effect of the fermentation process. Thankfully, a
kind family helped to nurse him through his hangover.
MOLE-In-One
Everyone knows that foxes are clever and quick, so it should come as no
surprise to learn that they're fond of the odd game of soccer or golf. Tales abound of foxes hoarding golfballs - here's a collection.
THE Night Gascoigne Was Completely Out-Foxed
A fox does a 'lap of honour' to cheers from the crowd at an important
soccer match between Celtic and Rangers. TV footage indicates he was
having a great time!
THE Return of the 20th Century Fox
The fox population of the city of Bristol was almost completely wiped
out by a mange epidemic, to the distress of residents to had come to
regard them as beloved pets. Fortunately, the fox population looks set to
recover...
FOX War Off
The council of Colchester decided that the town's urban fox population
constituted a pest and considered some quite unwholesome methods of
getting rid of them. Fortunately, the fear of a public outcry forced
them into a more considerate solution.
